Ways to Secure a Valentine package in 2023.
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February 14th is upon us and this year, the vendors are not even smiling. Iāll be scrolling through my feed and one in three posts on Instagram is an ad for a Valentineās packageāfor himā or āfor herā
Bold of you to assume that I have one ma, very bold of youšš
Nobody will pressure anybody this year. So instead of logging off on your socials or eating chips on your bed and saying ālove is sweet ooā let me give you better options because this Valentineās Day cannot pass you by⦠again.
Be besties with Valentineās package vendor: Yupp, you heard me. In fact, help them pack the items for their customers because, for sure someone somewhere will order a package and unfortunately chop breakfast so thatās where you come in. The package has been paid for, you might as well claim it so it wouldnāt go to waste. Even God doesnāt like waste. You gerrit.
Reply your DMās: God when, God when and the love of your life is buried under 124 unread messages š¤. Are you sure you want a package this year or should I move forward?š
Exchange gifts with your friends: What are friends for? Besides, youāre all single together so you might as well make the most out of it. Gather money, buy valentineās package for each other and exchange. Or better still, combine money, buy one and share. A win is a win.. donāt say I didnāt tell you now. Remember, thereās love in friendship š
Whine your Customer: forget about the entire package. Isnāt February 14th about showing love? You see that man/woman on your street that youāre always patronising? Whine them very well on Valentineās Day, and boomš„ youāll just see extra ājaraā in your nylon. Who doesnāt like free thingš. A win is always a win!!
Theft: on a scale of 1-100, how motivated are you to get a valentines package this yearš¤ if youāre at a hundred, then you know what to do. All those people that want to āpepperā you with their gifts this year, intercept themš if you plan it properly, how will they know? Ā (WE DO NOT SUPPORT ANY KIND OF VIOLENCE OR ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES IN ANY WAY, stay safe)
Buy one and surprise yourself with it: you might be delusional surprising yourself with it but who cares?!?!Ā Your money, your headache.
Be besties with someone that is getting a Valentine package or packages: forget all the previous ones I just mentioned, na this one sweet pass š ahhh imagine if your friend gets 2 or 3 packages, automatically, one becomes your ownš. Even if your friend gets only one package, the love will still reach your side, one bounty at a timeš.
Iāll be in my sweats cheering you guys onš.
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So you want to encourage people to do vibes while youāre in your sweats?? Wehdonšš
Iām weeks late to this but this was a funny readš