Ways to Secure a Valentine package in 2023.

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February 14th is upon us and this year, the vendors are not even smiling. I’ll be scrolling through my feed and one in three posts on Instagram is an ad for a Valentine’s package“for him” or “for her”

Bold of you to assume that I have one ma, very bold of you😂😂

Nobody will pressure anybody this year. So instead of logging off on your socials or eating chips on your bed and saying “love is sweet oo” let me give you better options because this Valentine’s Day cannot pass you by… again.

1. Be besties with Valentine’s package vendor: Yupp, you heard me. In fact, help them pack the items for their customers because, for sure someone somewhere will order a package and unfortunately chop breakfast so that’s where you come in. The package has been paid for, you might as well claim it so it wouldn’t go to waste. Even God doesn’t like waste. You gerrit.

2. Reply your DM’s: God when, God when and the love of your life is buried under 124 unread messages 🤔. Are you sure you want a package this year or should I move forward?😂

3. Exchange gifts with your friends: What are friends for? Besides, you’re all single together so you might as well make the most out of it. Gather money, buy valentine’s package for each other and exchange. Or better still, combine money, buy one and share. A win is a win.. don’t say I didn’t tell you now. Remember, there’s love in friendship 😉

   

4. Whine your Customer: forget about the entire package. Isn’t February 14th about showing love? You see that man/woman on your street that you’re always patronising? Whine them very well on Valentine’s Day, and boom💥 you’ll just see extra “jara” in your nylon. Who doesn’t like free thing😎. A win is always a win!!

5. Theft: on a scale of 1-100, how motivated are you to get a valentines package this year🤔 if you’re at a hundred, then you know what to do. All those people that want to “pepper” you with their gifts this year, intercept them😎 if you plan it properly, how will they know?  (WE DO NOT SUPPORT ANY KIND OF VIOLENCE OR ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES IN ANY WAY, stay safe)

6. Buy one and surprise yourself with it: you might be delusional surprising yourself with it but who cares?!?!  Your money, your headache.

7. Be besties with someone that is getting a Valentine package or packages: forget all the previous ones I just mentioned, na this one sweet pass 😂 ahhh imagine if your friend gets 2 or 3 packages, automatically, one becomes your own😎. Even if your friend gets only one package, the love will still reach your side, one bounty at a time😆.

I’ll be in my sweats cheering you guys on🌚.

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