Please, How much is money?

Call me Importer, Exporter.

Oct 09, 2022

You see, the realities of my bank account cannot stop my mind from thinking the impossible. Cause as you see me like this, I’m a superstar😎✨

I scroll through the streets of IG searching for realtors so I can drop comments under the post of a 150 million naira home saying, “It’s actually worth it” or “I’m definitely buying this” Buying what Amaka😩?

I plan trips to Dubia, Mauritius, Santorini and Italy because nothing can stop my shine. I even create Pinterest boards and build a vacation closet to wear on my trip even though “shishi no dey akant” and I’m looking ugly and at peace in my father’s house.

I visit websites of fashion brands and keep adding clothes to cart cause that open back dress is calling my name but, if I spend 29,990 on the dress, I would as well convert my future hunger strike to a befitting fast for my Master Jesus.

Right now, if I ever play that game where the waiter chooses a random card and the card chosen will pay, and my card is chosen? I might as well pick up the apron and start washing plate cause it’s not me you people will embarrass.

Everything is about perspective and packaging😌. Broke girl don drop quote. Where my bank account cannot take me, my imagination will. Is it not what Barney taught us? You people want to form🥱.

All in all, how much is money that I cannot afford? If you’re seeing this, send your akant number let me show you some love😎.

Where is your imagination taking you this weekend? Monday is tomorrow, take yourself somewhere nice before they wake you up by 6am to start grinding.

Chill I forgot, MONDAY IS PUBLIC HOLIDAY 😎🥳 enough time for us to plan a trip to Bali. Thank God for Muslims 💅🏽

Fun fact: I once texted a travel agency to give me cost breakdown for a 1 week trip to Seychelles to happen in 2024 spring. I’m sure they read it and thought “Is this playing?” I didn’t expect them to reply but they did, I was so embarrassed 😂

On Today’s episode of Job Hunting

I applied for a job this week cause part of the benefits were, unlimited WiFi stipend. Ahh! I’m no longer looking for excitement, budget cuts is the new bae.

Cause the money Glo has taken from me in the name of data, I’m too ashamed to say it, before someone thinks I’m a baller. But God will punish network providers 🤧

I tried to form hard guy in the cover letter but e no work. I begged the living daylight out of them😂. The place looks unconventional and accommodating, I’ve even pictured myself working there and I like it, with my free Wi-Fi😌 so, they better get back to me.

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